Commercial number one, Shitty's restaurant

Ever went to McDonald's and got a happy meal but didn't get a toy? Well we are the place for you! Shitty's is a high quality restaurant with toys hidden in the food! "Wow, I found a plastic stripper figure in my hotdog"- Actual Customer. Shitty's food is made from toys, shit, and the new rare formula that makes it so shitty, urine. Yes, urine. Better yet, we will add in a buffet of pure goose shit. For a limited time a family dinner will cost $32 , Just a damn $32. Go to Shitty's today!

Retarded Ad number 2, Atomic tacos